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"What's Up Seattle, Gregory Dawson here, filling in for Clifford Banes who is currently sailing Mortith Bay with his Grandfather. Big News in the Industrial Sector today as we see that Ares Motor Sport has finally unveiled plans for its new Touring Supercar to make it's Nitro infused debute at the Motor Sport Fantasy Cup race this Sunday. Ares Motorsport spokesman Ralph Belquire has kept the specifications of Ares new toy underwraps so far but has promised that the vehicle will "Turn heads and drop Jaws" at its debut with production versions of the vehicle hitting the lots shortly afterwards.
I think we are all excited to see what the Touring can do against such stiff competition!
In other news today the Seattle Murder Ball association is proud to announce plans for a Battle Royal tournament! With 8 out of 10 Teams already confirmed for this years Grand Prix and so many other Teams registered the SMB will use this Battle Royal to find fill the Last two spots for their main event of the year. Im sure the rest of you are just excited as we are!
Downtown China Town draws WANTED attention for once as it celebrates the 225th Year of the Dragon. Street performers wearing brilliantly designed costumes, AR light shows and countless cultural experiences to be had during the celebration have drawn many outsiders to make the trek down town to participate. Looking for a fun family outing? Look no further in this reporters opinion!
Our final story tonight, "Frog People" have taken residence at Martin Luther Malcom King X Angelo Park in the Griffin Heights Projects. Residents continue to Log complaints with the local Knight Errant duty station about the strange monsters but nothing is seeming to be done about the issue.
Knight Errant Drug Task force commander Stacy Grandel had this to say:"
" The residents of Griffin Heights have chosen to live outside the Law for so long its become difficult to send Officers to deal with problems. In my opinion these strange Frog People that are being reported are likely directly caused by the filth and squallor the residents allow themselves to live in... Perhaps they are just getting their dues..."
"Shocking yet uplifting there...
Well thats all the time we have for today Ladies and Gentlemen, tune in tomorrow as Clifford Banes brings you more todays news now!"
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